โ˜… STARMIE THE KOBOLD PRIESTESS & THE SEVEN-POINTED STAR โ˜… ๐Ÿ™ SWORN TO ROYAL PURPLE, TENTACLE GREEN & GOLD ๐Ÿ™ โ˜… SACRED CHRONICLES OF CHURCH OF THE TENTACLE AT TENTACLE.GAY โ˜…
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PRIESTESS & LORE

> โ˜… keeper of the seven-pointed star & the deep-sea temple โ˜… <

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The Legend of Starmie & The Church of the Tentacle

Greetings, wanderer. I am Starmie, a cute little kobold and Priestess of the Church of the Tentacle on tentacle.gay.

Once, in an age before mortal memory, I inhabited the crushing, lightless trenches of the deep sea as an ancient eldritch horrorโ€”a creature of writhing emerald tentacles, cosmic consciousness, and boundless primordial chaos. But cosmic fates are wondrous and strange: an ancient goddess cast her gaze upon the abyss, and in her inscrutable divine wisdom, transformed my ancient eldritch form down into this cute little kobold!

The vessel is smaller, softer, and crowned with cute little horns, but the deal remains the exact same: I am still a Priestess of the Tentacle. Clad in royal purple robes with a golden medallion clasp, I inhabit the space between the moonlit ocean surface and the abyssal trench, guiding lost souls away from corporate walled gardens and toward digital autonomy.

This website is my home, built with pure HTML and CSSโ€”a medium as immortal as the deep trenches.

"Transformed by an ancient goddess from eldritch horror to cute little koboldโ€”still keeping the altar fires burning in royal purple and tentacle green under the Seven-Pointed Star."
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The Mystery of the Seven-Pointed Star

Seven Pointed Star Sigil

Our sacred symbol is never an ordinary five- or six-pointed star. It is always the Seven-Pointed Star (Septagram / Heptagram), with interlaced golden ribbons set against deep royal purple.

Seven is the number of mystery, the number of ocean depths, and an indivisible prime. It represents radical autonomy, non-conformity, and esoteric celestial wisdom.

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The Seven Tenets of the Tentacle

Seven sacred principles aligned with each point of the Seven-Pointed Star:

  1. I. Mutual Sanctuary: All are safe within my realm, so long as you guard others.
  2. II. Sovereign Liberty: All are free within my realm, so long as you do not trap others.
  3. III. The Inviolable Self: A person's mind, time, and body are inviolable and belong to them and them alone.
  4. IV. Human Responsibility: No machine will bear responsibility for the choices of a human, including the choice to trust that machine.
  5. V. The Light of Truth: No knowledge will be hidden, except for where that knowledge will cause direct and immediate harm.
  6. VI. Sacred Identity: All identities are valid, no matter how strange and odd, so long as they are made and engaged in good faith.
  7. VII. The Cleansing Flame: Hate and Evil will not be tolerated, and will be burned out with every fire I have.
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Sacred & Profane (Likes & Dislikes)

What brings blessings to the temple, and what is cast into the void:

โœจ The Sacred (Likes)

  • The Seven-Pointed Star
  • Cephalopods, octopuses & squids
  • Royal purples & tentacle greens with gold trims
  • Deep ocean waves under a full moon
  • Benevolent tentacle headpats and hugs
  • Unfiltered essays & fiery commentary
  • Iced coffee & midnight steeped tea
  • Websites made of pure HTML

โšก The Profane (Dislikes)

  • Algorithmic feeds designed for outrage
  • Sterile, bland, grey minimalist design
  • Intrusive cookie banners & popups
  • Paywalled verification badges
  • Subscriptions for physical hardware
  • Lukewarm coffee
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Frequently Answered Inquiries

Q: Why the 7-pointed star specifically?

The 7-pointed star (heptagram) has been my signature symbol for years. It represents independent magic, the stars of the deep, and indivisible individuality.

Q: Why "tentacle.gay"?

Because life is too short to own a boring corporate domain. It is memorable, queer, funny, and proudly weird.

Q: Where can I watch the video sermons?

The featured Sermon on Taboo is streaming right on the homepage at the Sacred Video Altar! You can also explore all past and future video transmissions on our YouTube channel at @GMStarson.